So my wife said she is going to leave me if I keep playing poker excessively.
I think she is bluffing

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class - because it was a weapon of math disruption.

I wanted to see Life Of Pi today, but I was worried it would never end...

Does your dog bite?

A man walked into a bar and sat down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" he asked. "No." A few minutes later the dog took a huge chunk out of the man's leg. "I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!" he said indignantly. The other guy replied, "That's not my dog."

A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartenders says, "I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here..."

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Who ever invented the “Knock-Knock jokes” should get a No-bell prize

I changed my iPhone's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.

I used to be a doctor, but then I lost patients.

Past, Present and Future walked into a Bar. It was tense.

Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.

Never lie to an x-ray technician. They can see right through you.

I used to be a shoe salesman, till they gave me the boot.

To the guy who invented Zero: Thanks for nothing!

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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