Why do women wear panties with flowers on them?
In loving memories of all the faces that have been buried there.
The Word boob
A man of mysteryI was at a job interview today.
The interviewer said to me, "On your CV, it says that you are a man of mystery."
I said, "That's correct."
He said, "Would you like to elaborate?"
I said, "No."
Big panty mystery
We're going on one of those mystery tours...
...my wife's driving.
Mystery loverA mystery-lover takes his place in the theater for opening night,
but his seat is way back in the theater, far from the stage. The man calls an usher over and whispers,
"I just love a good mystery, and I have been anxiously anticipating the opening of this play.
However, in order to carefully follow the clues and fully enjoy the play,
I have to watch a mystery close up. Look how far away I am!
If you can get me a better seat, I'll give you a handsome tip."
The usher nods and says he will be back shortly. Looking forward to a large tip,
the usher speaks with his co-workers in the box office,
hoping to find some closer tickets.
With just three minutes left until curtain,
he finds an unused ticket at the Will Call window and snatches it up.
Returning to the man in the back of the theater, he whispers,
"Follow me." The usher leads the man down to the second row,
and proudly points out the empty seat right in the middle.
"Thanks so much," says the theatergoer,
"This seat is perfect." He then hands the usher a quarter.
The usher looks down at the quarter, leans over and whispers,
"The butler did it in the parlor with the candlestick."
Short storyA college class was asked to write a short story in as few words as possible.
The only catch was the story had to include three subjects:
Below is the only A* essay.
"Good god, I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it."
What do you call male ballerinas?
Why do people order a diet coke with their ten thousand calorie, super sized, fast food meal?
international man of mysteryI like to tell people that I'm an 'international man of mystery'.
Well, it sounds better than 'hiding from Interpol'.
mystery tourToday, I kidnapped three postmen, locked them in the back of my van, then went on a mystery tour.
Just so they know how it feels to be "lost in transit".
Mystery story Book
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Two mysterious peopleTwo mysterious people live in my house.
Somebody and Nobody.
Somebody did it and nobody knows who.
Donald Trump's hair mystery has been revealed
Women is a mystery
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do most reality TV shows have absolutely nothing to do with reality?
If the bride is pregnant, should you throw puffed rice?
Yesterday is History
Tomorrow a mystery
Thats why it's called the Present
so you forget my birthday gift again